Debt Solution

Debt solution rumors had been sweeping the city. I was caught up in them, to say the least. This is my story.

The Myriad Debt Solution Problems Encountered By A Local Detective

Mitch O'Connell and his debt solution

Below is an anecdotal tale of a Detective and his search for the ultimate debt solution. All the names and identifying characteristics have been changed, as have some of the details. You see, the power of this debt elimination tale is largely metaphorical. Whatever can inspire you to seek debt help and put the past behind you, we are heavily in favor of. Sometimes a story like this is what works best. But in truth, we made the whole thing up.

So that is what this is really about. How we can help you achieve practical savings. You may never be a P.I. like magnum or even the fictional Mr. O'Connell who you will read about below. But debt consolidation is not made up. It is very real. Use the story below to motivate you, to get yourself in the right frame of mind. Learn the various strategies by which you can achieve debt settlement in full. Turning to the experts for the fastest available debt relief is the smartest move you can possibly make.

A Detective searches for a debt solution

"Mister O'Connell. You can wake up now."

I'd been awake for ten minutes, but just listening to the guys in the room as they wandered around and talked about how they were going to handle me and the debt solution that I'd been offering people. My hands were bound behind me, much like your finances might be. My shoes had been taken off and placed neatly a few feet away when they'd duct taped my legs to this chair. I never thought that offering a debt management solution would get me in so much sh*t. How much? I was about to find out.

"Yeah? I was enjoying my nap ever so much."

"Ha. Funny. My boys, they've been talking." I heard a sizzle and the smell of an old Marlboro filled the air. Unfiltered, the kind you can only get in Mexico. The kind that matched the cheap Manolo knockoffs the woman who was sitting on the table was wearing. Didn't these people have any shame?

"I'm impressed that you can train a gorilla that well. What've they been talking about? Falafel recipes again?"

"No, they've been talking about this Christian debt solution that you've been offering people. You know that we've got an interest in the business of interest and people like you, tossing out the idea of debt reduction to people, they make us wonder if they've got a problem with us, personally. I've worked long and I've worked hard to make sure that my family and my friends are taken care of by controlling how interest works in this city and snot nosed punks like you saying that there's a perfect debt solution when we have an interest in keeping people away from that."

"What, you want me to stop helping them work out a credit card debt solution?"

"We want you to die."

The lights went out. I thought of Sarah. I thought of the sunrises and sunsets I'd never see.

I woke up still in the chair, placed on the corner of Fifth and Bigelow. They'd left me alive, but they wanted me to know that it was ending. Those sick individuals will do it again too, if I don't capitulate. So do I pack it in?

Not a chance in hell. When you're in this deep, you can't throw in the towel. You dedicate your career to something of this nature, of this magnitude, it doesn't just vanish from your psyche. As long as there is debt out there, I'll be offering the option debt solutions and financial freedom. It's the American way, and I am a firm, steadfast believer in the American debt solution. So bring it on, you horses' asses. You haven't seen the last of this Detective just yet. Until they officially put me in my grave, I will keep on battling for the people and working to provide a debt solution that can help anyone who seeks one.


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